"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television."
- David Letterman

"I mean, true, I'm not what you'd call a wild woman, but I'm hardly innocent. I've been around -- Well, alright, I might not have been around, but I've been nearby."
- Mary Richards, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"I was supposed to do Pilates this morning. I got as far as putting the sports bra on. Then I realized there was no way I was about to drive through traffic and go to the gym. Noooo. So I threw my bathrobe on over the bra and read the paper. Sometimes I hope that through osmosis I might get a workout -- just by wearing the clothes."
- Kate Walsh

"Dogs tether you to the earth in some really good way. And exercise, of course. And martinis. And sexy high heels. That's it. Good work, a nice pair of heels, a martini, a dog, and a man - not necessarily in that order."
- Allison Janney (on staying sane and happy)

"If we can find ways to love life and be joyful without being wasteful or destructive - that's what's important."
- Natalie Portman

"Trying to minimize the amount of cruelty you participate in, I think, is healthy for anybody to do. And it doesn’t mean you have to be perfect. But I think making the effort makes a difference. Making different choices, even a couple of days a week, makes a difference."
- Lisa Edelstein

"Since the world has existed, there has been injustice. But it is one world, the more so as it becomes smaller, more accessible. There is just no question that there is a moral obligation, for those who have, to give to those who have nothing."
- Audrey Hepburn